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Hedgehog Store



HEDGE HOGGIES!

hedgehog

You want to adopt a hedgehog..

Breeder locator (to find one stateside):
HHCentral
ASPCA Rescues

The hedgehoggies live outside in the forests of Europe..and burrow in mud-huts..
If you want to symbolicly adopt or are in the area….

North-America:

	Over-the-hedge rescue (Ontario)

Europe:

	OrgFree

UK Wildlife Trust
UK Wildlife aid

But the ones you more commonly see are from AFRICA(where its WARMER).
So if you know people helping hedgehogs in the wild, please let me know.

I would be happy to BTC send you some GHANA or whatever you need.
This seems the best way to send money internationally without watchdog agencies and BITFrauds like WesternUnion…
Just, as always, verify the target payee.

-No Im not STUPID, I dont pay AFRICAN THIEVES willingly.
I will VERIFY you are involved in “wildlife rescue operations” before sending anything.
AFRICA has a LOT of beautiful wildlife, it is a shame the country is so broke.

No, I have NOT been to AFRICA.
AND NO..you CANNOT import one from there. THATS ILLEGAL.

If Im at a pet store be wary, breeder are usually the better option but some people is stupid and let us multiply out of controls. Still yet breeder does not guarantee temperment and that I will behave.

Hedgehoggie can be MEAN, they get upset or pissed easily.

And you have to find people in nowhereville, So plan accordingly.

Sometimes, humie dont take care of us..
Some are listed via craigslist. But this is the worst place to find a hedgehoggie.
Lots of people on the internet just wanna get rids of me.

Im not a throw away! Nobody throws me aways! How comes ewe so means?

:’-(

I dont grow hairs and I HUFF and PUFF and I GROWL and I BITE.
If you cant be responsible, dont give me girlfriends or dont GET ME!!

Im not a “cute holiday present”. Dont think Im some kids “birthday toy”.
You MUST TAKE TIME with me before taking me home.




Non-hedgehog Products offered:



FreeDos

FreeDos



MyOS on BDROM

MyOS on BDROM



MyOS on DVD-R

MyOS on DVD-R



Sparky

Sparky



TAPE Backup Services

TAPE Backup Services



CentOS

CentOS



Debian(stretch)

Debian(stretch)





Gold Archiving

Gold Archiving



Gutenberg

Gutenberg





ubuntu

ubuntu









Paying with Bit/ALTcoin??

Please stand by. I need to figure this out(fogpay).

ewe dont wanna buy nothing?

:-(

Then leaf some thing for the wee hedgehog, please…

Donation Link

or would ewe like to donate some time?
Much Thanks for solving my math “homework”